The listener photos o the c2c site are just an embarrassment. the used to be, for he most part, interesting, pretty, funny, SOMETHING. Now, they are scraping the bottom of the shit-house hole. Last night, the "potato chip that looks like an angel" really just ticked me off. IT LOOKED LIKE A POTATO CHIP THAT GOT CREASED IN THE FRYING PROCESS! There is at least on in ever bag.
So, after a beer or two - I booted up one of two of my graphics programs - and went at it. Deliberately as tacky and overblown as George himself.
We have:
George as the alien, demonic, potato chip angel. We are viewing him though a portal on a spaceship -- as he rises up out of another kind of portal, on that magic future planet of his, made of the precious metals he loves to hawk.
On the left is that cat he had but never owned. (which, if you know cats, is actually possible but I digress) In the precious metal ooze of his planet are starving "children" (since you can't eat silver or gold) snapping at the crumbs that fall from his angelic body. On the right is the tree of knowledge - good, evil - whatever - but there is no fear of George getting expelled from this alien Eden - he avoids knowledge of any kind. Magical orbs also bubble out of this molten metal portal - but we're not sure what they are. Could be bugs - could be dust - could be ENTITIES! Also - there is a pigeon who just poops on all his listeners - those who don;t know any better - and those of us who listen hoping for a miraculous moment of - at least - entertainment.
And, on THIS planet - it is the sun that has a automatically refilling creamy center - their version of abiotic oil - and it pours this infinite supply of fuel down on George and his subjets.
That's it - I'm sure I've forgotten a few important things - but even BAD digital art takes time.
Topic: Those dumb photos at the c2c site, beer, and bad art (Read 856 times)
