USA-shaped fried egg? Coincidence?

[exC2Cfan]

Did you see the fried egg in the shape of the USA on the C2C web site?
 
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/photo/photo-of-the-day
 
Coincidence? No way, but what does it mean?

[themudking]

I think the question on the minds of the masses and George Noory would be:


Will Curtis eat it and would that be a sign of Angels and 2012 fast approaching...What do you think Linda?

[exC2Cfan]

I've been thinking about this and consulting William Henry, and it is clear that it means that the USA is going to be fried in 2012 just as this egg has been fried, but since eggs represent new life, the USA will rise from the ashes like the Phoenix. On the other hand, this is an unfertilzed egg. I'll have to figure out the deep meaning of that. And the toast too. I haven't figured out what the toast represents. Maybe the Earth's crust...yes, that's it! The Earth's crust is going to be toasted by a coronal ejection which will render the Earth sterile and devoid of life except for the USA, and the Earth will be repopulated entirely by Americans. What a depressing thought.

[MABUSE]

I've been thinking about this and consulting William Henry, and it is clear that it means that the USA is going to be fried in 2012 just as this egg has been fried, but since eggs represent new life, the USA will rise from the ashes like the Phoenix. On the other hand, this is an unfertilzed egg. I'll have to figure out the deep meaning of that. And the toast too. I haven't figured out what the toast represents. Maybe the Earth's crust...yes, that's it! The Earth's crust is going to be toasted by a coronal ejection which will render the Earth sterile and devoid of life except for the USA, and the Earth will be repopulated entirely by Americans. What a depressing thought.

Ahh...but you've forgotten to add in the Hoaxland Hyper-Dimensional-Supercalifragilistics!  The egg isn't really an egg at all, the picture has been doctored by the FDA in order to conceal what it REALLY is, same with the toast!  Its PROOF, dammit!
 
**M**

[MABUSE]

Did you see the fried egg in the shape of the USA on the C2C web site?

then there's THIS:

When a US woman began making pancakes for her family before the Thanksgiving holiday she was hoping they would be divine.
But Bianca Lopez got slightly more than she bargained for when she discovered what she claims is the face of the Virgin Mary imprinted on the savoury treat.
And she says that the holy image encrusted in batter has brought her family peace and comfort.


In all fairness, I thought I saw the image of Havelock Ellis in a hairball once...I was pretty paralytically ossified on Calvados at the time though.

**M**

[EvB]

It looks like a sonogram to me!  Maybe THAT's how the angel told her.

[MABUSE]

It looks like a sonogram to me!  Maybe THAT's how the angel told her.

or, um...possibly A CAT?



**M**

[EvB]

or, um...possibly A CAT?

 

**M**

By Golly M! you're right!

[MV]

ev's cat outline looks like a klansman holding a giant onion.

[MABUSE]

ev's cat outline looks like a klansman holding a giant onion.

I'd ask where you come up with this stuff, but I'm afraid you might actually tell me!
(The onion symbolises tears, and its not a klansman, its a grim reaper)
**M**

[EvB]

I don't understand why you guys are refusing to see the damned CAT!

[MABUSE]

I don't understand why you guys are refusing to see the damned CAT!

Not refusing to, just CHOOSING not to.  In my case it is simply displaced avatar-protectionism since my cat(s) is/are a jealous cat(s) and will have no others before her(them).

**M**

[EvB]

[PW]

[EvB]

Well, I suppose we each have our own notion of what is sacred. ;-)