Topic: George Noory Sucks! -- The Definitive Compendium

[GuerrillaUnReal]

It hasn't been mentioned before I don't think. But there's one man who to me is almost a dead ringer for The Big Nooron.



Only problem, there isn't a comedian there to ridicule him for laughs.

[Michael Vandeven]

Happy freakin' birthday George....now retire, already!!!!
I swear to Christ, I almost drove my car into the center divide when Noordo said tonight that he pledged to come in on the holidays because he knew there was so many "lonely people out there".
So what, now....not only are they lonely...but they're bored out of their fuckin' minds and lonely. The suicide rate probably spikes.
I wonder if he gets goosepumps whenever he tells everyone what a great guy he is?

from the movie what about bob?:
"We can't be expected to understand him.  He's so far above us.  We're like ropes on the Goodyear Blimp."

[slipstream]

I think this song says it all about how dumbed down Coast to Coast AM became after Art Bell left.

Listening to Coast to Coast

[puddintame]

I think this song says it all about how dumbed down Coast to Coast AM became after Art Bell left.

Listening to Coast to Coast

[robey1129]

Good God.....please. NOooooooo!!!!!!
I prefer 24 hours of Japanese water torture....then to listen to that piece of shit thing. Who the hell is the dude who penned this fuckin' garbage, and where can I find him?

[Hitech Lolife]

Tonight George heard Hoaxland's dog bark and essentially asked 'Hey was that your WIFE?' then proceeded to laugh at his own joke for a good 10-15 seconds.

[valdez]

     I was getting a little tired of everybody (although I was impressed by RCH's vocal acumen) singing "happy birthday", and for a while it seemed it was all about him basking in the praise of his minions, but sometime at about 4:40 (EST) when I was outside under the gaze of the moon, appreciating the stillness of the night, George plays the "Over the Rainbow" song (Brother Iz) longer than he normally lets it play, into the "Wonderful World" part of the tune, and I was...moved.
     Happy Birthday, George.
 

[Marc Knight]

I think this song says it all about how dumbed down Coast to Coast AM became after Art Bell left.

Listening to Coast to Coast

Trends indicate that eventually C2C will be nothing but this song played over and over and over and over... with the faint sound of George sleeping, face down in a pool of saliva, at his broadcast console. 

[EvB]

Said it before - I'll say it again:


George Noory inspired someone to write that piece of torture (though I have this awful feeling that - if I ever become a Grandmother - this will be added to the family list of World's Worst Car Songs -- like "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and "The Song that Doesn't End")


Art Bell inspired this:

Midnight in the Desert

I'm not a major Crystal Gayle fan - but c'mon - the difference in quality, and message, says it all.

[robey1129]

I know it is obvious that Noordowski has a problem pronouncing words that are more than one syllable, and it was been talked about. Has anyone considered the probability that the Noron might be taking a nip or two at work. Last night I plainly heard him say "Corralez" for "Corvalis" and "Daiza View" for Deja Vu.

[Marc Knight]

I know it is obvious that Noordowski has a problem pronouncing words that are more than one syllable, and it was been talked about. Has anyone considered the probability that the Noron might be taking a nip or two at work. Last night I plainly heard him say "Corralez" for "Corvalis" and "Daiza View" for Deja Vu.

Excellent observations.  But, par for the course.  More likely, it is the equivalent of "doing his taxes" while attempting to host the show.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Okay... I don't know if Noory is dipping his head into the Gulf of Mexico but whatever that bubbling crude is on his head, it's ridiculous. Over the years he's gotten older and older while hair has gotten darker and darker where now it's the shade of moody emo teenager. I honestly can't look at a picture of him without my eyes going to the top of his head in amusement and wonder. How do people not burst into laughter at that obvious over compensation from an insecure middle-aged man? What's funny is he rarely get the color of his mustache and his hair to match. I say this because I just stumbled on a clip of him on youtube and my first thought was "No".

[puddintame]

My evil streak is showing tonight with posting this.  Sorry.  Is this what you are talking about, GuerrillaUnReal?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

My evil streak is showing tonight with posting this.  Sorry.  Is this what you are talking about, GuerrillaUnReal?

:lol: That's the most ridiculous one yet. Amazing how he went from

to

I'm rarely critical on one's appearance but this is just so ridiculous and a symptom of what a F-List Celebrity Nooron takes himself as. He is the complete LA stereotype desperate clutching on to his little slice of fame.

[Michael Vandeven]

i also find it creepy when guys continue dying their hair well beyond the age of acceptability.


robert redford, who is 73 fucking years old, is another great example of someone doing this:



i like the fact that jimmy page has chosen to acknowledge his 66 years of existence by allowing nature to take its course:

here we see him with bass guitar god (and fellow zeppelin member) john paul jones, looking like some sort of grey haired musical mad scientist.  brilliant.

[puddintame]

As equally ridiculous are the guys who wear wigs--"a rug".  There are lots of them, but dang it, I don't have an example to show right now.  And then there are the comb-over guys who think they are fooling everyone.  Sure, just part your hair at the ear and comb over what might be, hopefully, left.

And then, I knew a guy who did his comb-over from the back.  When the wind blew from his back, all the long hair went down over his face and the round bald spot was--bald!

I happen to think that lots of bald men are very sexy!  What's the big deal?  Anyone remember Yul Brynner?

[Michael Vandeven]

As equally ridiculous are the guys who wear wigs--"a rug".  There are lots of them, but dang it, I don't have an example to show right now.  And then there are the comb-over guys who think they are fooling everyone.  Sure, just part your hair at the ear and comb over what might be, hopefully, left.

And then, I knew a guy who did his comb-over from the back.  When the wind blew from his back, all the long hair went down over his face and the round bald spot was--bald!

I happen to think that lots of bald men are very sexy!  What's the big deal?  Anyone remember Yul Brynner?

the profoundly annoying bret michaels is a wig guy.  bleh.

yeah, i don't get it.  i've never noticed a guy for being bald.  i have, however, noticed a guy wearing either 1) a toupee or 2) a combover.

if i ever go bald, i'm going all in.

[puddintame]

Yes, please God, for REAL all in.

My kid's dad went for comb-over.  Nothing I can say about it now whatsoever--unfortunately--or maybe happily--I am now single.  Now my 'baby' is having the same problem.  He seems to be going with what is natural.  Praise the Lord and help me keep my mouth shut.  Crap happens, and there is just no good way to fight it.  BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.

[Michael Vandeven]

Yes, please God, for REAL all in.

My kid's dad went for comb-over.  Nothing I can say about it now whatsoever--unfortunately--or maybe happily--I am now single.  Now my 'baby' is having the same problem.  He seems to be going with what is natural.  Praise the Lord and help me keep my mouth shut.  Crap happens, and there is just no good way to fight it.  BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.

i think some guys end up looking better bald than they did with a full head of hair.

[puddintame]

Thanks, MV, I needed that confirmation.  Woe be unto me if I ever ever brought it up.  "Thou sons shall do whatever strikes their fancy and thou shall SHUT UP and really appreciate whatever crumbs may come to you."

OK.  I am grateful. 

[Michael Vandeven]

i think a lot of it comes down to this incessant, ubiquitous desire... particularly in western culture, to look like you're still 18 when you're 45.  news flash:  IT'S OK TO AGE, PEOPLE.  jesus christ.  if i see another celebrity screw up his/her face trying to fight off the inevitabilities of time, i'm going to upchuck.

fo sho.

[puddintame]

Fer shur, fer shur!  As an "untouched" gramma, I couldn't agree with you more.  Thanks.  I sure do prefer REAL folks with any and all flaws they may have earned over time.  I sure have mine and I am proud of my endurance!

[puddintame]

And so to change the subject a little regarding us "older folks".  I am having cataract surgery this Thursday and I MUST have a driver. All that is available to me is my 81 year old neighbor, Marie, who is a total sweetheart.  I HATE to ride with her, however.  She goes so slow that a bunch of cars pile up behind us.  Then my friend bitches loudly about drivers following too closely, and maybe even slows down some.  Worst case scenio, she gives them the flying fickle finger of fate.  Meanwhile, I scoot down into my seat as far as possible and pray.

I guess I need some more prayers, if any are available out there.

[Michael Vandeven]

if it's not too far a drive, what about a taxi?

[valdez]

     Fat ass Alex Jones said that the world shadow government has approved a war with Iran.  Gas would probably shoot up to $25 dollars a gallon, but if it means wiping that dumb smile off of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's face I'm all for it.  Mitch Battros said that the name of the Vatican's space observatory was called "Luficer".  George couldn't believe it and googled it.  It wasn't true.  The Lucifer observatory in Arizona is next to the Vatican's.  Shame on you, Mitch, for trying to pull a fast one on google ready George.

[puddintame]

if it's not too far a drive, what about a taxi?

The eye doc place says they won't do the surgery unless I have my own private driver--no taxi.  My town has a public service transportation outfit who will haul you around, door to door, if you qualify by age or disability.  Eye place said no to that also. 
Oh well, since she has made it for 81 years, hopefully she will also see 82!  (and me too! ?)

[valdez]

     First guest was Dr. Andrew Wakefield on the connection between autism and vaccines.  Wasn't this debunked recently?  Speaking of debunking, meteorologist Brian Sussman was on to trash Al Gore for a few hours.   I can't get enough of Al Gore trashing.  He also mentioned something being proposed called a smart grid, which would not only feed electricity into our homes, but it would also monitor what devices we are using and shut them down if it deems necessary.
     The dictatorship will be green.

[ShirelyUGest]

I am confused, again. Is this is a site for right wing anti-Noory people? I was hoping this was for, oh, like NPR listener types who are really funny, as in witty.
RE: The anti Al Gore show... I could only stomach a wee bit, only able to listen off and on this morning, but it moved me to write George, as in this email -
TO: George NooryTOPIC: Coast to Coast - The Holy Right Wing Mecca - Land of Enchantment!Has   anyone done an investigation on your show and its effects on the increase in mental   illness or suicide rates? The underground cement bunker towns for end   of the world scenarios show must have caused a few more people to find the motivation to swallow large quantities of lethal pills. A safe hiding place for a year post catastrophe costs only $50,000 = rush to get into a condo at Bunker Town now! And if you make it there within 30 minutes post catastrophe, the best of all is that GEORGE NOORY will continue to broadcast even as those left out in the nuclear rain wither at the gates!When I   started listening to C2c it was from insomnia related to a nervous   breakdown. I lost my ability to dream so I stayed awake for many months and Coast to Coast kept me company through the nights. But when you got your right wing Clear Channel contract renewed and started hammering the air waves with your right wing guests I   turned off your show and, surprise! I started to feel reality coming back. If I do not listen my mental health keeps improving, but like an addiction I sometimes tune in, for just one more hit, one more line of dopey...and then...I truly feel ill when exposed to your shows.  The smarmy book seller guests! I am right now really sick from just a touch of exposure to the anti climate change fool last night who   pretends he is shocked Al Gore made money by investing in green energy, which he thinks is a device of Satan and a sham.  Boy, does he hate Al Gore! Al Gore had the audacity to make lots of money, and what a low class thing making a lot of money is (unless it is Cheney, Palin or Limbaugh).  So many evil intentions for one man: Al Gore is trying to take my unlimited consumption away, he wants American hogs at the trough to  CONSIDER they might want to recycle, or live better on less crap or help under   developed nations get some resources. Geezus Noory. The salivating   praise the guy heaped on you, how wonderful and smart you are! How full of   love and light! All your good works! I feel slimed by their spittle through my radio as they beg you to pedddle more of their books. As in "books".My   husband said your Anti Al Gore guest said "Hurricanes will clean up the Gulf Coast   oil spill." How about if it keeps pumping billions of barrels year   after year? Does he know a dead ocean = a dead planet? No more fisherman's wharf in San Francisco ass hole as One Planet is not a left wing theory.Not a word   from you or your guests that George Bush just admitted, in public,   while wearing a tuxedo and his smarmy smirking expression of pompousness, while seated in a lounge chair that he committed war crimes, waterboarding,   and would do it again.  No word from you or your "guests" on shame on   that. OH, they are sure torture keeps them safe because they watched a TV show   where a guy did that and saved America every week, on FOX.Cheney rigging the energy industry in   secret - no comment from Noory's group of idiots on that. But Al Gore is   a bad person, he wants to DUPE people into believing endless pollution has consequences. No doubt you never read these emails of no praise, just like I turn off   your radio program, so I am foolishly wasting my time here flicking the lamp switch on and off to get a burned out bulb to light up.
I am   proudly one of your NEGATIVE people who still think things through.George   Noory's False But Frightening Story Hour.Brilliant!
The callers think water shortages are UNREALISTIC ? Big idea: Dump baking soda on the oil spill? I am still reeling. The email missive only helped so much, so I turned to the George Noory Sucks site to know I am not the only one who sees the BUNK in his deBUNKING crappola shows and I find more ANTI AL GORE posting! Mercy, where do I find mercy? I really can not listen to this anti Obama birther praise the Lord Bush Cheney and sell books for Jerome Corsi mega watt brain damaging crappola (did I say "crappola" too  many times yet?) so I can turn off the radio but the waves still somehow impinge. I need the anti dote, I need to read more posts on other people regurgitating Noory's mental germ warfare. His peddling of  stupid    is like the mass vaccinations that cause autism (or not) but maybe you get my drift, and I am becoming drift-less here too. I have lost my metaphor bank now!
Thank you George for your glorious wonderful intelligent callers who all magically agree with you - it has POISONED my brain!
I truly can not stand any more of this air wave toxic atmosphere. I will look around your site for some impressive anti Noory reactions to use as an antidote to the...and so on.
Thank you.
I am an old lady. I also hate eBay.

[valdez]

I am confused, again. Is this is a site for right wing anti-Noory people? I was hoping this was for, oh, like NPR listener types who are really funny, as in witty.
RE: The anti Al Gore show... I could only stomach a wee bit, only able to listen off and on this morning, but it moved me to write George, as in this email -
TO: George NooryTOPIC: Coast to Coast - The Holy Right Wing Mecca - Land of Enchantment!Has   anyone done an investigation on your show and its effects on the increase in mental   illness or suicide rates? The underground cement bunker towns for end   of the world scenarios show must have caused a few more people to find the motivation to swallow large quantities of lethal pills. A safe hiding place for a year post catastrophe costs only $50,000 = rush to get into a condo at Bunker Town now! And if you make it there within 30 minutes post catastrophe, the best of all is that GEORGE NOORY will continue to broadcast even as those left out in the nuclear rain wither at the gates!When I   started listening to C2c it was from insomnia related to a nervous   breakdown. I lost my ability to dream so I stayed awake for many months and Coast to Coast kept me company through the nights. But when you got your right wing Clear Channel contract renewed and started hammering the air waves with your right wing guests I   turned off your show and, surprise! I started to feel reality coming back. If I do not listen my mental health keeps improving, but like an addiction I sometimes tune in, for just one more hit, one more line of dopey...and then...I truly feel ill when exposed to your shows.  The smarmy book seller guests! I am right now really sick from just a touch of exposure to the anti climate change fool last night who   pretends he is shocked Al Gore made money by investing in green energy, which he thinks is a device of Satan and a sham.  Boy, does he hate Al Gore! Al Gore had the audacity to make lots of money, and what a low class thing making a lot of money is (unless it is Cheney, Palin or Limbaugh).  So many evil intentions for one man: Al Gore is trying to take my unlimited consumption away, he wants American hogs at the trough to  CONSIDER they might want to recycle, or live better on less crap or help under   developed nations get some resources. Geezus Noory. The salivating   praise the guy heaped on you, how wonderful and smart you are! How full of   love and light! All your good works! I feel slimed by their spittle through my radio as they beg you to pedddle more of their books. As in "books".My   husband said your Anti Al Gore guest said "Hurricanes will clean up the Gulf Coast   oil spill." How about if it keeps pumping billions of barrels year   after year? Does he know a dead ocean = a dead planet? No more fisherman's wharf in San Francisco ass hole as One Planet is not a left wing theory.Not a word   from you or your guests that George Bush just admitted, in public,   while wearing a tuxedo and his smarmy smirking expression of pompousness, while seated in a lounge chair that he committed war crimes, waterboarding,   and would do it again.  No word from you or your "guests" on shame on   that. OH, they are sure torture keeps them safe because they watched a TV show   where a guy did that and saved America every week, on FOX.Cheney rigging the energy industry in   secret - no comment from Noory's group of idiots on that. But Al Gore is   a bad person, he wants to DUPE people into believing endless pollution has consequences. No doubt you never read these emails of no praise, just like I turn off   your radio program, so I am foolishly wasting my time here flicking the lamp switch on and off to get a burned out bulb to light up.
I am   proudly one of your NEGATIVE people who still think things through.George   Noory's False But Frightening Story Hour.Brilliant!
The callers think water shortages are UNREALISTIC ? Big idea: Dump baking soda on the oil spill? I am still reeling. The email missive only helped so much, so I turned to the George Noory Sucks site to know I am not the only one who sees the BUNK in his deBUNKING crappola shows and I find more ANTI AL GORE posting! Mercy, where do I find mercy? I really can not listen to this anti Obama birther praise the Lord Bush Cheney and sell books for Jerome Corsi mega watt brain damaging crappola (did I say "crappola" too  many times yet?) so I can turn off the radio but the waves still somehow impinge. I need the anti dote, I need to read more posts on other people regurgitating Noory's mental germ warfare. His peddling of  stupid    is like the mass vaccinations that cause autism (or not) but maybe you get my drift, and I am becoming drift-less here too. I have lost my metaphor bank now!
Thank you George for your glorious wonderful intelligent callers who all magically agree with you - it has POISONED my brain!
I truly can not stand any more of this air wave toxic atmosphere. I will look around your site for some impressive anti Noory reactions to use as an antidote to the...and so on.
Thank you.
I am an old lady. I also hate eBay.

     I think we got plenty of NPR types here, and you obviously don't know anything about the magic of baking soda.  Welcome aboard, Shirely.

[11angeleyes11]

I know that baking soda makes your teeth whiter.  You know what they need to clean up the oil spill?  It is so apparent and yet I have heard no one mention it.  Kitty litter, lots and lots of kitty litter.  It works wonders on oils.