Author Topic: Websites that SUCK! (Read 4188 times)

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2008, 04:38:02 AM »

i was listening to opie and anthony tonight and heard them talking about a catalog with supplies for morbidly obese fatties. i did a google search for obesity supplies and found a site with this picture on the main page.

i don't know what to say about this other than i am convinced you'll find someone to appear in any picture you want to take as long as you search long enough for that person.

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #31 on:** July 28, 2008, 06:07:23 AM »

Is that Jordan Maxwell with that bigfoot hair on his head?

Michael Vandeven · « **Reply #32 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:54:46 AM »

no more stars. looks a million percent better. should have never let that guy put that bilge on there to begin with.

Camazotz Automat · « **Reply #33 on:** July 29, 2008, 08:45:11 AM »

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on July 27, 2008, 06:57:21 AM

holy shit... that's the SAME FUCKING STAR BACKGROUND being used on ufoship. ok. it's officially time to close the site down. sweet christ.

Quote from: Michael Vandeven on July 29, 2008, 06:54:46 AM

no more stars. looks a million percent better. should have never let that guy put that bilge on there to begin with.

(laughing)

A complete accident on my part, I'm sure. I would never talk about liking star backgrounds and then create a psychological double-bind by linking to a site that used such a background to such dangerous proportions.

I was wondering if it would be noticed it was the same background ...

I agree, UFOship looks much better now. A distinguished interface.

What was it they said in Vanilla Sky?

It's the little things.

Now - if someone could convince Jordan Maxwell.

CAMAZOTZ AUTOMAT

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2008, 09:44:00 AM »

I was going backwards through the coast to coast pages, looking for more Art Bell somewhere in time streams. On the journey I ran into this hilarious Numskull.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #35 on:** August 18, 2008, 06:49:05 PM »

Is George married? I'm a female. If I had to wake up next to George, after some time I'd sleep lucy ricardo style or stick him in the shed like Mr. Ed.

EvB · « **Reply #36 on:** August 18, 2008, 07:18:55 PM »

as far as i know - not.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #37 on:** August 18, 2008, 07:20:31 PM »

He has children. He mentioned it. I can't imagine having a dad like GN.

Spikegirl · « **Reply #38 on:** August 18, 2008, 08:14:16 PM »

Quote from: Frys Girl on August 18, 2008, 06:49:05 PM

Is George married? I'm a female. If I had to wake up next to George, after some time I'd sleep lucy ricardo style or stick him in the shed like Mr. Ed.

Two ex-wives.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #39 on:** August 19, 2008, 06:31:46 AM »

Oh dear....

danDNA · « **Reply #40 on:** August 19, 2008, 02:28:16 PM »

do you remember when GN told the story about putting some stuff on his food at a family barbeque, i think it was baby gavin's feed, and george thought it was potato salad or summink. what a dummy why does he give us this ammo? i can imagine his whole family whispering "look at dad he's about to do some dumb shit again"
can we have a section 'george's life' where we can chronicle these stories?

danDNA · « **Reply #41 on:** August 19, 2008, 02:35:38 PM »

the happy couple

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #42 on:** August 21, 2008, 10:10:37 PM »

Noory seemed pretty bummed when he was talking about the number ladies boyfriend, a week or so ago. I'd drive my car into oncoming traffic if I had a girlfriend that sounded like her. Same deal with Linda Munster Cowl.

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #43 on:** August 21, 2008, 11:34:26 PM »

Before the procedure,

After,

what they forgot to put back in.

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #44 on:** August 21, 2008, 11:37:18 PM »

Noory's "healthy" wine. Because we know he says he doesn't drink.

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #45 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:07:58 AM »

Not sure why, but this one really strikes me as funny

EvB · « **Reply #46 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:36:35 AM »

Quote from: Loui Zoot on August 22, 2008, 12:07:58 AM

Not sure why, but this one really strikes me as funny

Snicker - Chortle - SNORT!

I can see why -- it is funny. I think it has to do with th eyes.

Loui Zoot · « **Reply #47 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:57:48 AM »

Like maybe he is doing the upside down hands thing, for his goggles.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #48 on:** August 22, 2008, 07:28:10 AM »

If I were any good at it, I'd photoshop Snoory in a Zorro costume/outfit. Complete with the mask and sword. What's with his obsession with wearing black? Black leather jackets and pants and black moustache dye. Get a grip of yourself Snoory! You're turning into a shadow person.

That pic of him in front of the double tree podium reminds me of Michael Scott.

Dixie Butcher · « **Reply #49 on:** August 25, 2008, 03:54:44 AM »

Excellent evidence, Michael, re: the glass of wine.

Dixie Butcher · « **Reply #50 on:** August 25, 2008, 03:57:25 AM »

Quote from: danDNA on August 19, 2008, 02:28:16 PM

do you remember when GN told the story about putting some stuff on his food at a family barbeque, i think it was baby gavin's feed, and george thought it was potato salad or summink. what a dummy why does he give us this ammo? i can imagine his whole family whispering "look at dad he's about to do some dumb shit again"
can we have a section 'george's life' where we can chronicle these stories?

Yes! I totally remember that - we still make fun of him for that. He kept calling it "Baby Gavin's food dish". Who the fuck says "food dish"? It's like he's talking about a dog or something. When he talks about any family member it's in such a disconnected way, as if he's describing zoo animals or something. He just doesn't understand people at all - not even his flesh and blood.

Frys Girl · « **Reply #51 on:** August 25, 2008, 07:20:38 AM »

"Food Dish?" Dios mios. More evidence pointing to autism. He's totally anti-social and flaunts it.

danDNA · « **Reply #52 on:** August 25, 2008, 10:50:00 AM »

he wears black because he is obsessed with his own nick the nighthawk.
found this for those suckers at the nighthawkzone to stick in their in box, george in his younger days on a show called Knighthawk rider.

PhantasticSanShiSan · « **Reply #53 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:05:48 AM »

That's funny. KnightHawk Rider - "I love it!"

Frys Girl · « **Reply #54 on:** August 25, 2008, 11:18:08 AM »

Oh jesus. Snorge Snoory is going to love that one. If only it moved! It be like the real thing. BARF.

Spikegirl · « **Reply #55 on:** August 27, 2008, 05:57:11 PM »

Haha! Dan, you ROCK! Love your photoshop work!

danDNA · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:35:11 AM »

here is an updated version thanks to frys girl's suggestion

EvB · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2008, 07:50:10 AM »

MMMwahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Spikegirl · « **Reply #58 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:28:52 AM »

Quote from: danDNA on August 28, 2008, 07:35:11 AM

here is an updated version thanks to frys girl's suggestion

Ohhh...I don't think I'll be able to get this pic out of my mind all day...I think I need a cold shower now...

(joking, joking. I hope no one really thinks I am attracted to George. I'm not. Just for the record.)

Frys Girl · « **Reply #59 on:** August 28, 2008, 08:46:05 AM »

LOL!!!! Spikegirl, don't worry. No one suspected you of wanting to be the target of Snoory's mating dance, which probably involves lots of grape juice and Triscits.

Dan - you are wonderful. Thanks for the image.