Or is that tail?
What do you do when you realize that anime chicks are, in most respects, more desirable and less undesirable than most earth girls? No offense, ladies, I'm sure there's an equivalent for you, but I can't wait for all manner of technology to reach the point where I can actually step into one of those spring days in Nippon where time doesn't seem to pass as the cherry blossoms drift endlessly on the breeze, gaze into the saucer-sized eyes of my own pink-haired sweetheart, and walk hand in hand with her off to our own alpine meadow, never to return...
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